Yo, fuck this dawg.




Whenever Ste is back all he does is tell me how when me and Tom started going out I was fitter than him, and now he’s way fitter than me. I take pride in making him a total babe and it’s true. It’s not a night out without receiving an insult from Ste.

i remember that in leeds, you have improved tommy, i still think youre fitter


Oh Dutka come be ma babe xoxo

Oi nah,

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Petition for Iain Duncan Smith to live on £53 a week like he said he could.


This petition calls for Iain Duncan Smith, the current Work and Pensions Secretary, to prove his claim of being able to live on £7.57 a day, or £53 a week.

On this morning’s Today Programme David Bennett, a market trader, said that after his housing benefit had been cut, he lives on £53 per week. The next interviewee was Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith, who was defending the changes. The interviewer then asked him if he could could live on this amount. He replied: “If I had to, I would.”

This petition calls on Iain Duncan Smith to live on this budget for at least one year. This would help realise the conservative party`s current mantra that “We are all in this together”.

This would mean a 97% reduction in his current income, which is £1,581.02 a week or £225 a day after tax*.


Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope (via helplesslyamazed)

I like this.

(Source: quote-book, via lookupintothesky)

Those.l things that you think will never happen to you

Member of your family being effected by cancer.
Member of your family becoming an alcoholic.
Member of your family becoming a drug dealer.
Member of your family drink driving and being detained for nearly drink driving all the way back from trafford centre.
Member of your family psychologically effected by drugs.
Parents splitting up.

Thing I never thought would happen to me, but did.


I need to follow loads of people that are from a different country, one where they’re all awake whilst I’m on my way to work because of the different time zones. I follow a bunch of English students that probably haven’t seen 7am since Christmas day when they were 10.

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