desperate desires and unadmirable plans.: As I accidentally spill hot coffee on my hand the dick I'm serving goes "Oh I bet that hurt"
twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:
Oh do you? Do you bet it hurts? Well done, you’ll win that bet every time you twat because it’s fucking boiling hot fucking coffee. How about I knock your forehead against this bar and say the same thing to you, you absolute fucking muppet. I’ll put a tenner…
Preach. Had cunts like this all, I work in a place with a load of fucking rich Jewish housewifes who have no fucking manners. Worst ever.
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Ma baba.
She is a beautiful baba :)
Eeeeeeeee.
This is my little neice. Hahahahaha.
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so today, i came out of the shower with 2 towels on. got in my room…
jacob and akeba come in, rip my towels off me (the reason they did this is because i’m self conscious about my below parts and they think it’s weird and they want to see… it), and whilst at it tried taking pictures…
so here, is me, naked, put my penis into a mangina because i didn’t want them all to see my penis.
it was a lot more rapier than it sounds, trust me, i got pinned down and they tried to pull my legs apart.
THEY COULDN’T DO IT.
ps, you may be scarred for life
That’s not cool, that’s pretty much rape, but I spose it’s fine because it’s LAD BANTER.
(seriously though, you’re friends are fucked up)
mate, i know! they’re far too ‘comfortable’ with their sexualities.
was funny but christ behold. rape.
People who do shit like this to prove how ‘comfortable with their sexuality’ they are are often the least comfortable.
Storm, shut the fuck up, you pleb. It’s obviously a joke.
I know, it’s just not a very funny one, and is borderline creepy as shit.
If you did it to a chick everyone would be outraged.
But it’s not a chick is it?
Which makes it ok?
Yeah. Because it’s pretty funny. If you knew James properly - This is funny. Does it not get boring trying to find something to hate in everything…?
LAD BANTER
Shut up Storm, you have a fucking stupid name.
so today, i came out of the shower with 2 towels on. got in my room…
jacob and akeba come in, rip my towels off me (the reason they did this is because i’m self conscious about my below parts and they think it’s weird and they want to see… it), and whilst at it tried taking pictures…
so here, is me, naked, put my penis into a mangina because i didn’t want them all to see my penis.
it was a lot more rapier than it sounds, trust me, i got pinned down and they tried to pull my legs apart.
THEY COULDN’T DO IT.
ps, you may be scarred for life
That’s not cool, that’s pretty much rape, but I spose it’s fine because it’s LAD BANTER.
(seriously though, you’re friends are fucked up)
mate, i know! they’re far too ‘comfortable’ with their sexualities.
was funny but christ behold. rape.
People who do shit like this to prove how ‘comfortable with their sexuality’ they are are often the least comfortable.
Storm, shut the fuck up, you pleb. It’s obviously a joke.
I know, it’s just not a very funny one, and is borderline creepy as shit.
If you did it to a chick everyone would be outraged.
But it’s not a chick is it?
Which makes it ok?
Yeah. Because it’s pretty funny. If you knew James properly - This is funny. Does it not get boring trying to find something to hate in everything…?
so today, i came out of the shower with 2 towels on. got in my room…
jacob and akeba come in, rip my towels off me (the reason they did this is because i’m self conscious about my below parts and they think it’s weird and they want to see… it), and whilst at it tried taking pictures…
so here, is me, naked, put my penis into a mangina because i didn’t want them all to see my penis.
it was a lot more rapier than it sounds, trust me, i got pinned down and they tried to pull my legs apart.
THEY COULDN’T DO IT.
ps, you may be scarred for life
That’s not cool, that’s pretty much rape, but I spose it’s fine because it’s LAD BANTER.
(seriously though, you’re friends are fucked up)
mate, i know! they’re far too ‘comfortable’ with their sexualities.
was funny but christ behold. rape.
People who do shit like this to prove how ‘comfortable with their sexuality’ they are are often the least comfortable.
Storm, shut the fuck up, you pleb. It’s obviously a joke.
I know, it’s just not a very funny one, and is borderline creepy as shit.
If you did it to a chick everyone would be outraged.
But it’s not a chick is it?
so today, i came out of the shower with 2 towels on. got in my room…
jacob and akeba come in, rip my towels off me (the reason they did this is because i’m self conscious about my below parts and they think it’s weird and they want to see… it), and whilst at it tried taking pictures…
so here, is me, naked, put my penis into a mangina because i didn’t want them all to see my penis.
it was a lot more rapier than it sounds, trust me, i got pinned down and they tried to pull my legs apart.
THEY COULDN’T DO IT.
ps, you may be scarred for life
That’s not cool, that’s pretty much rape, but I spose it’s fine because it’s LAD BANTER.
(seriously though, you’re friends are fucked up)
mate, i know! they’re far too ‘comfortable’ with their sexualities.
was funny but christ behold. rape.
People who do shit like this to prove how ‘comfortable with their sexuality’ they are are often the least comfortable.
Storm, shut the fuck up, you pleb. It’s obviously a joke.
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AMELIAAAAAAAAAAA.
Also.
I burn myself all the time.
